I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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