If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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