I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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