I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We're too hungover to prance.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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