i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
