The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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