: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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