It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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