he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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