the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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