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He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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