Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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