I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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