Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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