Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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