I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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