Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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