They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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