So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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