8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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