Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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