what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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