I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Alive.
So much puke
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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