mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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