how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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