My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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