Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You need Xanax blowdarts
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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