i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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