i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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