my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
