is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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