you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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