I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
im on a boat
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