So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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