what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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