do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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