11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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