he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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