Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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