i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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