Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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