Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
this will be a night to untag.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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