this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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