She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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