i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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