Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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