Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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