It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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