Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I party with great urgency now.
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