I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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