That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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