WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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