When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
